oh my god
I still can’t believe he came up with this joke on the spot. But he really did.
What a clever, composed, and creative guy.
My stomach is singing the song of it’s people.
Far over the big fridge-freezer cold.
To cupboards deep, and pantries old.
We must avast, ere break of fast,
Eat all the things-the grumble told.
The hunger roaring on the height.
The stomach moaning in the night.
The thoughts were bread, with chocolate spread.
Our eyes like saucers glazed with light.
have I declared that I love this site yet today
|Book:||Liking me so far?|
|Book:||Slow down, do you really want to finish me tonight?|
|Book:||How's your heart doing?|
|Book:||Oops, did I break you?|
|Book:||Don't cry for me.|
|Book:||You're almost at the end!|
|Book:||You're going to know all the answers now!|
|Book:||Oops, did I forget to mention I'm the first in a series?|
|Book:||And that the sequel comes out next year?|
today a guy in my class just told us that hes gay and wanted everyone to know because thats who he is. my teacher nodded and told us that if we had any other personal news to share, we should it now, and this really quiet kid stood up, announced he was sexually attracted to owls, and then sat down.
we arent allowed to share personal things in class anymore.