oh my god
I still can’t believe he came up with this joke on the spot. But he really did.
What a clever, composed, and creative guy.
(Source: nitwitblubber, via inrowlingwetrust)
Is there honestly a problem with the names X and Y? How is it lazy, because up until now they’ve been bloody colours and it isn’t as if they were particularly inspired so would you all just shut up about the new names.
(via timecannotberewritten)
I’m hungry.
My stomach is singing the song of it’s people.
Far over the big fridge-freezer cold.
To cupboards deep, and pantries old.
We must avast, ere break of fast,
Eat all the things-the grumble told.The hunger roaring on the height.
The stomach moaning in the night.
The thoughts were bread, with chocolate spread.
Our eyes like saucers glazed with light.have I declared that I love this site yet today
Sherlock’s return should be called Reichenback
#i’m bringing reichenback #yeah #and my friend john don’t know how to act
(via tardismyoldgirl)
| Book: | Liking me so far? |
|---|---|
| Book: | Slow down, do you really want to finish me tonight? |
| Book: | How's your heart doing? |
| Book: | Oops, did I break you? |
| Book: | Don't cry for me. |
| Book: | You're almost at the end! |
| Book: | You're going to know all the answers now! |
| Book: | ... |
| Book: | Oops, did I forget to mention I'm the first in a series? |
| Book: | And that the sequel comes out next year? |
| Book: | :) |
timeywimeyconsultinghufflepuff:
Sometimes i just stop and think.. WOW i’m almost like a religion. I have people following me. Real people.
Fun fact: If you create a religion and at least 10 people follow it, it’s classified as an actual religion
HOLY SHIT
kiss my feet peasants
(via fueled-by-mclen)
Let’s just take a moment to appreciate the fact that Pooh has just shoved the equivalent of his own internal organs back into his body like it was no big deal.
No bothers were given that day.
No bothers given.
No bothers.
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i always laugh when people ask me how i type so fast like if you were online for 12 hours a day for 3 years you’d probably type fast too
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today a guy in my class just told us that hes gay and wanted everyone to know because thats who he is. my teacher nodded and told us that if we had any other personal news to share, we should it now, and this really quiet kid stood up, announced he was sexually attracted to owls, and then sat down.
we arent allowed to share personal things in class anymore.
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